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Drowning Really Isn’t All Bad - Lake George, NY

My senior year of high school, during February break, my Dad and I decided to cross-country ski the thirty-mile length of popular Lake George, near my house in the Adirondack Mountains of upstate NY.  A somewhat spontaneous trip, we arrived at the lake early in the morning, parked near the shore, and headed out.

Lake George is very popular for ice fisherman, and so as we began our ski trip, we asked a few near the shore how thick the ice was.  They informed us that it was many feet thick, and we took notice of the trucks parked out on the ice as far as the eye could see.

It was cold and windy, about ten degrees, and after skiing for about twenty minutes, we approached a large “mountain range” of ice, that appeared to stretch across the ice.  We later found out that when the ice freezes, it expands and pushes up, forming large piles of ice several feet high that stretch across the width of the entire lake, about a half mile.

My Dad approached this ice crack of ice chunks and noticed that there was water on top of the ice.  Unsure what to do, we skied along the length of the crack until we reached the tracks of a snowmobile that had crossed the crack at that spot.  My Dad turned to me for my opinion, and we both agreed that if a snowmobile could do it, surely a skier could, right?

So my Dad began to ski in the snowmobiler’s tracks, as I followed close behind, and suddenly I looked up and saw my Dad fall through the ice and go under. 

I didn’t even know what to do.  My initial, completely subconscious reaction was to start shrieking (I am a girl).  So I did–shriek, gasp, shriek, gasp….  My Dad’s head popped up.  His face was covered in blood from the sharp edges of the ice, and wherever he reached the ice kept breaking away.  I couldn’t move, not knowing what to do.  I began to form my ear-splitting shrieks into the word “help!”

An ice-fisherman near the shore heard me.  Unable to see my dad, he began to saunter in our direction.  As I kept screaming, he began to jog a little more quickly.  By the time he had reached us, my Dad had somehow managed to get a ski-pole up on top of the ice.  The fisherman crouched down, inching towards the water, and grabbed the ski pole, pulling my dad out onto the ice, all the way out of the water. 

I somehow managed to gain control of my spastic diaphragm and was able to echo my dad’s simple “thank you” as the fisherman turned to go.  My Dad, soaking wet, was later treated for hypothermia.  After getting situated, we skied back across the lake in our tracks the our car. 

When we got to the parking lot, there were a bunch of emergency vehicles heading out on the ice.  Apparently one of the fisherman heard me screaming (probably the best thing I could have done, in retrospect) and had called 911 on his cellphone.  My Dad was taken into an ambulance where he was taken care of and I was interrogated by well-meaning policeman.  The EMTs were volunteers and my mother later made a sizable contribution to their fund.

After my Dad was treated, he put on my spare sweats (just a little too tight/short on him, but I’d brought them just in case), and then we went to a nearby laundromat and dried his wet ones.  Thankfully we’d also packed our snowshoes, so we then drove to a nearby mountain and did some snowshoeing.  Both of us swore we would never again go out on a frozen lake.

When we arrived home late that night, my mother took one look at my dad and asked what the hell happened to him.  She wasn’t happy.  But we were grateful to be alive, dry, and warm, and had enjoyed the snowshoeing at least!

One last note–if you ask my Dad his version of this story, he’ll tell you as he was struggling in the freezing water, trying not to drown, he could feel all these cool ice formations on the underside surface of the ice with his gloves.  At least until his hands went numb. 

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Smelly Old Food in Yosemite National Park

I went on a week-long trip last fall. It was both the worst and best trip that I’ve ever been on for many reasons. But since this is a worst trip ever competition I’ll focus on one of the “worst trip” moments.

A friend and I drove to Yosemite National Park in September.  For any of your familiar with Yosemite, you’ll know that due to local black bear populations all visitors are required to store food and scented items in metal “bear boxes” which lock out bears, and reduce human to bear contact.  Since wilderness campers and backpackers can’t be expected to haul 30 pound metal boxes in their packs, an ingenious item called the “bear canister” was created.  Backpackers are required to store any of their food in these thick plastic, black, airtight canisters that lock out bears as well air, and lock in the scent.

My friend and I decided that it would be fun to go wilderness camping for a night.  Following protocol we checked out a bear canister, stuck our food and chap stick in the canister, stuck the canister in my backpack, and continued on our merry way. Now some may say that I have strange taste for camping food, but I’ll admit I find hot dogs, cheese, and hard boiled eggs to be excellent and tasty sources of protein during a long hike.  With these food items in mind, I’d like to remind you that said canister is thick, black, and airtight. I’d also like to remind you that the name of this story is “smelly old food.”

We went on a shorter than planned hike, camped out under the stars, and decided in the morning to, instead of eating our food, hike back into civilization and get pancakes. This would have been a great decision if we’d remembered to take the food mentioned above out of the bear canister.

During the next couple of days we stayed with my granola sister and her family who took us kayaking and climbing.  It was truly a great trip.  We slept at their house and ate their food, leaving ours (drum roll please) in the thick… black… airtight… bear canister in the back of the hot car under the hot September sun.

We didn’t leave the park until the absolute latest time possible (the day before classes started again). So by the time we got to the Ranger station to return the canister it was dark and quiet.  And by the time we opened the canister it was smelly and rotten. Imagine 4 day old, unrefrigerated eggs, cheese, and hot dogs and multiply it by about 500. 

It became apparent that I was about to experience a new “first.” My first time ever to immerse my hand in rotten food (yes it was warm) and somehow remove a decent sized bag of nastiness (yes it was oozy) from a lid-opening about the size of my fist. (and yes my hand smelled through the next couple of rest stops) 

About halfway through the process a ranger stopped in to check up on the stopped vehicle in the empty parking lot by the empty station in the dark.  We let him know that all was fine, and I held back my gag reflex so he would believe us.

Fellow campers- learn from my mistake. Don’t let this happen to you.        

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